Ever wonder how long it takes to empty out a one gallon jar of pickles from Costco? For most people a long time, for Ashley, a new record of 16 days. That’s right, Ashley – a resident of our fair office – proudly proclaimed the defeat of a gallon of pickles today marking an end of terror the jar has held against her while holing up in the refrigerator. Asked about her defeat, “I just ate 22,000 milligrams of sodium!” says Ashley. Compare that to the 40 milligrams of the Diet Coke can next to the empty jar.
Way to go Ashley.